Searching For Love
By Tony Noland
Doctor Hermione Grainger leaned forward, panting as she
rested against Commander Harry Potter's strong, broad chest. Her passion and
his were fully spent, their hours of lovemaking now slowed to a gentle, almost
imperceptible swaying in the zero gravity sleeping field. Cool air dried their
sweaty-slick bodies; from the burning heat of the heights of their frenzy, she
now felt almost chilly.
"Computer," she murmured, "adjust climate
control upwards five degrees. And turn down the air movement by twenty
percent."
"Affirmative." The voice of the computer was that
of a matron, an unflappable old schoolmarm. When she'd first started bringing
Harry to her cabin, it had felt... awkward, as though the computer were another
presence in the room. Sensing something was wrong, he'd asked about it. She
still remembered his response when she explained. He'd said, "Computers
don't judge." Whether it was the boyish smile or the way the starburst
scar on his forehead stood out under a blush he couldn't suppress, she'd fallen
even more deeply in love with him.
They tumbled together, holding close as the gravity
suppressor field timed out and they began to settle onto the sleeping cushions.
Before they regained their full weight, she disentangled herself. Lovely though
it was to be one flesh with him, Harry was well muscled, being from a
heavy-gravity planet. She loved the weight of him during lovemaking, but
otherwise, he was liable to cut off circulation.
Hermione got up, plucked a silk robe from her closet and
slipped into it. The embroidery was in Arcturan flame-thread, done in a pattern
of large, golden felines across the front and sides. It was not sheer, not
exactly. The robe left something to the imagination, but threw all of her curves
in high relief. She could see that Harry's eyes were caressing her as she moved
toward the computer workstation. The robe had been expensive, but clearly worth
every credit.
Still on the sleeping cushions, Harry pulled a sheet up over
himself and said, "Tell me again about the 'many worlds' project."
She smiled. "You know all about that project,
Commander. You were the one who approved the course Captain Weasley ordered.
Would you like a drink?"
"Yes, thanks. A glass of water and some Corellian brandy,
if you have any." He waited for her to return to bed before speaking
again. When her robe slipped high up onto her smooth, pale thighs as she
climbed down next to him, he spent a few moments kissing and caressing her,
which delayed his questions again. When his none-too-serious attentions
provoked more giggles than sighs, he sat back and said, "Fine, fine, I can
take a hint. I know when I'm not wanted."
With a kiss on the tip of his nose, she said, "I always
want you, Harry. Just not right now."
"You do realize that made no sense at all."
"If it's true, it doesn't have to make sense." She
leaned back, the very picture of relaxed, fulfilled complacency.
He shook his head. "I still can't believe there's a
universe, any universe at all, where I'm not with you."
She shrugged prettily, allowing the robe to fall open and
well off one shoulder. "It's true, though," she said, "and there
are far stranger things out there in the multiverse."
"Multiverse?"
"That's what the researchers at the Azotarian Academy of
Sciences call it. All the various parallel universes together make up the
multiverse. It has to do with subtended infinities of collapsing probability
waves. Some infinities are bigger than others. They've only begun to scratch
the surface of sorting all of it out."
"Tell me again about the universe in which we're stuck
on Earth."
"Which one? The one where you and I are private
detectives in San Francisco ?"
"No, the one where the muon-tau charge is modified for
certain hereditary DNA plasmid constructs." He leaned back against the
cushioned wall. "I think it would be fun to have energy-dispersive native
psionics, even if they were misinterpreted as magic by the subset of the
population that possessed them."
"Are you sure you would want to be in that universe?
Remember, all the psionic-capable individuals -"
"You mean the witches and wizards," he said.
"- all the psionic-capable individuals were nearly wiped
out when a one of the most powerful of them went insane." She shook her
head. "No, I wouldn't want to have been a part of that. The more copies of
the psionic plasmid you have, the more powerful you'd be, but the more likely
you are to channel the energies into aberrant behavior. If only they'd had
access to some simple gene therapies!"
"Wizards don't need science."
"Wizards need science most of all. I'm sure that
research would have eventually caught up to them if they hadn't allowed it to
get out of control they way they did." She leaned over and rested against
him. "Anyway, don't forget..."
"I didn't forget," he said, laughing. "Not
only are we not together, but you end up marrying Captain Weasley! I get stuck
with his little sister. I'm sure she's perfectly nice, but she's nothing
compared to you, Doctor Grainger." He hugged her, a sidelong gesture of
affection from their reclining position.
She hugged him back, harder than he expected.
"Hey, what about the world where you and I -"
"Shhh," she said, "no more. I don't want to
talk about the many worlds project, Harry. OK? I'm just a little tired, that's
all."
He kissed the top of her head. "Sure, Hermione. I love
you, honey - sleep well."
"Good night, Harry. Computer, dim the lights."
They lay together and she listened to his breathing deepen
and slow. For a long while, she lay awake, thinking of the endless hours she'd
spent with the positron flow mass spectrometer, calibrating and recalibrating,
trying to find other universes in which she and Harry Potter were happy lovers,
in any context.
As far as she could tell, there weren't any.
~~~
When he's not figuring out search engine algorithms, or over-thinking about his over-thinking, Tony Noland writes some damn great fiction. See for yourself by obtaining a copy of his latest release Blood Picnic (pretty cover below), or follow @tonynoland.

15 comments:
Cool story!
Fun Story! But somehow Harry and Hermoine together just seems soooo wrong. ^_^
Guest post by a guest writer writing as a guest in someone else's fiction, and the guest writer then compliments that story. That is quality post-modernism.
Also, holy crap the Blogspot CAPTCHA system has gone too far. The illegible text AND numbers from blurry photos?
Great mash-up. We've been watching NEXT GENERATION with the kids, though, and I kept seeing Dr. H as Counselor Troy. Cuz Harry and Hermione together IS sooooo wrong. Peace...
John: in Peggy's story over at my blog today, "she" complains that "Tony Noland" never comments on other people's fiction, and wishes that he would come over to her blog and at least say something simple like "Cool story!"
So...y'know.
I bet the psionic-capable Hermione is really pissed off she didn't get curves.
this was delightful, and so, so wrong...
I agree - wrong, wrong, wrong...but well told to be sure!
And John, I'm with you - that CAPCHA is crappy!
Thanks so much Tony and Peg for the high entertainment this week!
Fabulous piece! Love the sci-fi twist on fantasy fan fiction.
I only read the first HP book, and my first thought when I heard he'd be married was "oh God, not Hormone I hope!" Hee Hee, this was clever!
Talking computers - Star Trek. Corellian brandy - Star Wars.
Ah, if you had only gone for "Azerotharian Academy of Sciences" for the hat trick (WoW)!
It's interesting that the people who said it's wrong for Harry and Hermione to get together are all women. The male commentors didn't seem to mind at all. Does that mean the women just want Harry for themselves?
I love multiverse stories and really enjoyed this mashup. Nice one.
Liked the fresh take on the HP characters. I'm OK with Harry and Hermione, I always thought they'd make a great duo!
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